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Invested: $15,000,000
Return: $326,001,075
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Return: $1,256,802,088
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Invested: $126,500,000
Return: $3,782,952,025
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Invested: $3,720,000
Return: -$952,025
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Each flight is a passport to the playgrounds of the privileged, leaving ordinary travelers far behind.
Invested: $108,250,000
Return: $207,534,025
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Invested: $650,000
Return: -$1,244,325
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